Tuesday 6 September 2016

Basic harambe religion facts.

Accepting harambe as your savior is like opening a jar of soup. it's a challenge to open it but once opened. it can be a satisfying experience. Harambe gave his life to save us from sin. 

In the book of "Harambe" it says, that every human has freedom to give consent on their own. 
meaning harambe will strike you down once judging someone. if you love harambe that would be the only requirements to get in Apeliath. Which is the the resting place for harambe lovers and believers.



There is one basic prayer:
"Oh Harambe, hear my prayer. please know i take my dick out everyday for you. and clean me from sin. I'm sorry i fetish-size my own mother. but incest is allowed in my country. so it's all good Harambe. Donald Trump caused 9/11. In the name of harambe dicks out for Harambe, amen"

For Harambe appreciates this prayer, we will get into more advanced prayers in the future. For now dicks out for Harambe. Till Next time. Amen.